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Missing Children believed to have been possessed
Published: Saturday May 10, 2014 12:30:03 PM
A new theory has emerged as another child has been reported missing from their Waldingburg home on Thursday, bringing the total number of disappearances up to six over the last five months.
Many theories have been composed, however none have had witnesses until now. Belinda Kreek, 41, left the local pub around 2am where she saw what looked like a child alone in the street. “It had glowing green eyes, fluffy and was crawling like a possessed animal,” said Ms. Kreek.
The ‘possessed theory’ is one of many theories, which includes the popular ‘drunk theory.’ The ‘drunk theory’ occurs when parents become too intoxicated the location of their child becomes unclear.
The Police have yet to release any statement on the missing child or Ms. Kreeks report and theory.
If you have seen or heard anything suspicious, please contact this number 37 145.
A new theory has emerged as another child has been reported missing from their Waldingburg home on Thursday, bringing the total number of disappearances up to six over the last five months.
Many theories have been composed, however none have had witnesses until now. Belinda Kreek, 41, left the local pub around 2am where she saw what looked like a child alone in the street. “It had glowing green eyes, fluffy and was crawling like a possessed animal,” said Ms. Kreek.
The ‘possessed theory’ is one of many theories, which includes the popular ‘drunk theory.’ The ‘drunk theory’ occurs when parents become too intoxicated the location of their child becomes unclear.
The Police have yet to release any statement on the missing child or Ms. Kreeks report and theory.
If you have seen or heard anything suspicious, please contact this number 37 145.
Cooking with tulula leaves bad taste in viewer's mouths
Published: Sunday May 4, 2014 7:56:04 PM
The popular show ‘Cooking with Tulula’ has come to a bittersweet end. With the show canceled after numerous rumours circling around the host, Tulula Bakewell.
Her recent disappearance have lead to a lot of speculation about her and the show; with many suggesting that it was axed due to the famine, however Ms. Bakewell’s mental stability has also been highly scrutinised.
'She would sometimes stay in her trailer and mutter words to herself under her breath. It was extremely disturbing and something I will never forget,' stated Amanda Kane, Ms. Bakewell's make-up artist.
During the show Ms. Bakewell never addressed the famine directly but some of her recipes were penny tight. She was also a favourable television personality that had thousands of fans hooked on her 'crazy' antics.
Ms. Bakewell has yet to have any official interview to address these issues and rumours. With this newfound attention and curiosity, we hope it wont be the last time the popular household name ‘Bakewell’ will be heard! Can’t wait to see what she cooks up next!
The popular show ‘Cooking with Tulula’ has come to a bittersweet end. With the show canceled after numerous rumours circling around the host, Tulula Bakewell.
Her recent disappearance have lead to a lot of speculation about her and the show; with many suggesting that it was axed due to the famine, however Ms. Bakewell’s mental stability has also been highly scrutinised.
'She would sometimes stay in her trailer and mutter words to herself under her breath. It was extremely disturbing and something I will never forget,' stated Amanda Kane, Ms. Bakewell's make-up artist.
During the show Ms. Bakewell never addressed the famine directly but some of her recipes were penny tight. She was also a favourable television personality that had thousands of fans hooked on her 'crazy' antics.
Ms. Bakewell has yet to have any official interview to address these issues and rumours. With this newfound attention and curiosity, we hope it wont be the last time the popular household name ‘Bakewell’ will be heard! Can’t wait to see what she cooks up next!
German famine worst in ‘past 100 years’, black market for food emerges
Published: Wednesday May 7, 2014 9:30:01 AM
Following the severe yearlong drought, Germany has declared the worst famine the country has ever seen since The Great Famine of 1916. The official death toll by the end of December 1918 was 763,000, according to the German Board of Public Health.
The recent drought has led to the death of livestock and a decrease in harvests, therefore causing a severe food shortage crisis in all of Germany. Already, close to 25,000 people have reportedly died of hunger in the past month, and the numbers are increasing everyday.
The famine has also caused a new problem - the emergence of numerous black markets all across Germany. Opportunists who had started to stockpile on food since the start of the draught, are now selling them at exorbitant prices to those who can afford it.
The Daily Bilge spoke to one such man, a local farmer who refused to be name in fears of getting into trouble with the government. “I knew something like this would happen when the draught occurred, and so I decided to stock up on essential food like rice, grains, vegetables and meat in my warehouse,” said the farmer. “Why should I give away food that I so painstakingly stocked up on to the poor, when I can sell it to the rich and earn money myself? Let the poor fend for themselves”, he continues.
The German government has since declared a state of emergency and is calling in the UN to aid in famine relief efforts.
Following the severe yearlong drought, Germany has declared the worst famine the country has ever seen since The Great Famine of 1916. The official death toll by the end of December 1918 was 763,000, according to the German Board of Public Health.
The recent drought has led to the death of livestock and a decrease in harvests, therefore causing a severe food shortage crisis in all of Germany. Already, close to 25,000 people have reportedly died of hunger in the past month, and the numbers are increasing everyday.
The famine has also caused a new problem - the emergence of numerous black markets all across Germany. Opportunists who had started to stockpile on food since the start of the draught, are now selling them at exorbitant prices to those who can afford it.
The Daily Bilge spoke to one such man, a local farmer who refused to be name in fears of getting into trouble with the government. “I knew something like this would happen when the draught occurred, and so I decided to stock up on essential food like rice, grains, vegetables and meat in my warehouse,” said the farmer. “Why should I give away food that I so painstakingly stocked up on to the poor, when I can sell it to the rich and earn money myself? Let the poor fend for themselves”, he continues.
The German government has since declared a state of emergency and is calling in the UN to aid in famine relief efforts.
Major Security Upgrade Approved for Waldingburg Asylum
Published: Saturday May 10, 2014 12:16:08 PM
A rising number of patients have lead to a major security upgrade at the Waldingburg Asylum within the next month.
After multiple security breaches, the Asylum will see security upgrades enforced in all wards. The commencement date is set as the first of August and is expecting to take a week to upgrade all equipment and procedures.
Numbers are expecting to keep rising and security will need to be at its best to keep both residents and patients safe. Donald Waffle the owner of the Waldingburg Asylum stated, “With a rise in patient numbers the Asylum is in desperate need of a security upgrade because nothing is as important as safety.”
The famine has seen the asylum double their numbers with many patients being admitted under questionable grounds. The rise in numbers means Waldingburg had no choice but to step up their security arrangements with an upgraded to cameras, swipe cards and alarms.
If patient numbers keep growing then the asylum may have to upgrade a lot more than just their security.
A rising number of patients have lead to a major security upgrade at the Waldingburg Asylum within the next month.
After multiple security breaches, the Asylum will see security upgrades enforced in all wards. The commencement date is set as the first of August and is expecting to take a week to upgrade all equipment and procedures.
Numbers are expecting to keep rising and security will need to be at its best to keep both residents and patients safe. Donald Waffle the owner of the Waldingburg Asylum stated, “With a rise in patient numbers the Asylum is in desperate need of a security upgrade because nothing is as important as safety.”
The famine has seen the asylum double their numbers with many patients being admitted under questionable grounds. The rise in numbers means Waldingburg had no choice but to step up their security arrangements with an upgraded to cameras, swipe cards and alarms.
If patient numbers keep growing then the asylum may have to upgrade a lot more than just their security.
Breaking News: brother and sister pair arrested for gruesome murder of fallen celebrity chef tulula bakewell
Published: Monday May 19, 2014 1:22:04 AM
A pair of siblings, aged 15 and 12, were arrested early yesterday evening. Initially thought to have run away from their parents’ house, the two teenagers were arrested at their home in Waldingburg, after their mother, reported them to German police. The two teenagers had returned home after a month long absence, with a whole bagful of jewelry.
The Daily Bilge understands that the children’s parents had not previously reported the children as missing. When asked about this, their mother Talullah Baumhauer-Bakewell, sister of celebrity chef Tulula Bakewell, said, “We did not see the need to. We figured they would not have wanted us to look for them. They ran away.”
“I saw the bag of jewelry that they brought back, and I recognized them as Tulula’s!” she said. “I asked them where they got the bag from, and they started babbling about a witch in the forest who lived in a house made of pastries.”
The children’s mother allegedly called the police when the two teenagers said that the “witch” had died. “I could not let them do this something like this. Tulula has been missing for a couple of months now. I could not let them do such an evil thing and get away with it.”
A search party was sent out into the woods early this morning. A house made from pastries was discovered, but was initially found to be empty. However, after a more thorough search through the house, a body was found in the kitchen oven, charred to the bone.
The body is expected to belong to Tulula Bakewell, the fallen celebrity chef who had her show cancelled early this year due to the widespread famine in Germany.
The autopsy reports are expected to be in by the end of next week, and are expected to confirm whether the body belongs to Tulula Bakewell.
If convicted of the crime, the pair of siblings may face a sentence of up to ten years in juvenile jail.
A pair of siblings, aged 15 and 12, were arrested early yesterday evening. Initially thought to have run away from their parents’ house, the two teenagers were arrested at their home in Waldingburg, after their mother, reported them to German police. The two teenagers had returned home after a month long absence, with a whole bagful of jewelry.
The Daily Bilge understands that the children’s parents had not previously reported the children as missing. When asked about this, their mother Talullah Baumhauer-Bakewell, sister of celebrity chef Tulula Bakewell, said, “We did not see the need to. We figured they would not have wanted us to look for them. They ran away.”
“I saw the bag of jewelry that they brought back, and I recognized them as Tulula’s!” she said. “I asked them where they got the bag from, and they started babbling about a witch in the forest who lived in a house made of pastries.”
The children’s mother allegedly called the police when the two teenagers said that the “witch” had died. “I could not let them do this something like this. Tulula has been missing for a couple of months now. I could not let them do such an evil thing and get away with it.”
A search party was sent out into the woods early this morning. A house made from pastries was discovered, but was initially found to be empty. However, after a more thorough search through the house, a body was found in the kitchen oven, charred to the bone.
The body is expected to belong to Tulula Bakewell, the fallen celebrity chef who had her show cancelled early this year due to the widespread famine in Germany.
The autopsy reports are expected to be in by the end of next week, and are expected to confirm whether the body belongs to Tulula Bakewell.
If convicted of the crime, the pair of siblings may face a sentence of up to ten years in juvenile jail.